novelPairMe Chapter 477 An Awkward Day
Chapter 477 An Awkward Day
"Xia Haoyang, you're at a loss for being an uneducated person, and you're embarrassed again by giving back Millikin's specialties." Yi Hongling said with a smile.
"I saw the store online said this, a specialty of the Great Lakes, caviar from grains." Xia Haoyang defended.
"This kind is actually not rice, but called wild rice (gu). You have heard of "five grains", which refers to rice, millet, millet, wheat, and bean sprouts. However, before the Song Dynasty, our Chinese civilization actually had "six grains". "Grains", we can also find records of the six grains in some ancient classics, such as "The six grains are eaten as gifts from mortal kings" and "The Rites of Zhou·Tianguan·Shan Fu", but one of the grains was later "lost". So it became five grains and spread throughout the world."
"And this lost grain is wild rice. Wild wild rice is also a grass plant - most of the domesticated foods in human history are from this family. It also grows ears full of seeds, and the edible part is also on their ears. The starch-filled seeds look very similar to rice, so the picked wild rice has been called wild rice since ancient times." Yi Hongling talked eloquently.
"Sister Hongling is awesome, the real top student defeats the fake top student." Everyone started to boo.
"Fat man, don't say you know me from now on, it's embarrassing!"
"The fat boss is uneducated!"
"Wild rice is black. Wild rice is not a specialty of America, but it does exist there. At least when Columbus discovered the New World, Indians were already collecting wild rice and eating it as a staple food." Yi Hongling continued to popularize science.
"The fat guy got slapped in the face."
"Sister Hongling is mighty."
"Sister Hongling has been with Milijian. She is nothing like the fat guy pretending to be a top student. She has never been abroad. She doesn't know anything!"
"However, different from the eating methods recorded by us, the Indians mainly ate it by frying, while our ancients mainly ate it by steaming, and because wild rice is precious, a small amount is usually added to ordinary rice and steamed together. Whether it is in ancient China What is recorded is the existing American wild rice, which is famous for its outstanding taste and is very popular."
"Then you have to try it. It really smells good. Fatty is uneducated, but the food is good."
"Although the ancient Chinese regarded wild rice as the sixth grain, they never really domesticated it. Wild rice has always been a semi-wild crop. Of course, the Indians did not do it, so it was called "wild rice". Law."
"Precisely because it has not been fully domesticated, the yield of wild rice has always been quite low. Therefore, in ancient China, it was mainly eaten by emperors and nobles, and some great poets could only express their desire to eat wild rice in their poems. But I can’t eat anymore. Of course I can’t remember these poems.” Yi Hongling blinked.
"Fat man, hurry up and write a poem about a great ancient poet who wants to eat wild rice." The bad friends continued to make noises.
"I don't remember this either, I don't remember." Xia Haoyang looked embarrassed.
"You don't even know wild rice, how can you remember the relevant verses." Juzi continued to taunt.
"During the Southern Song Dynasty, wild rice was almost lost in our country, because at this time the population began to skyrocket, and people reclaimed lakes to build fields. The habitat that wild rice relied on for survival was sharply reduced. At the same time, because of its low yield and serious fungal infection, people slowly We slowly abandoned it instead of protecting it, so the six grains eaten by our people have become five grains." Yi Hongling concluded.
"Full marks! Total blast! Sister Hongling is so powerful, even more powerful than Baidu Encyclopedia."
"The fat man was tortured to a pulp."
"Fat man, if I were you, I would just pretend to be drunk and fall asleep."
"Shit, I drank coke and pretended to sleep with your sister. It's not the first time that a scumbag has been fucked."
Being ridiculed by such a group of people, the embarrassment just now was gone anyway, and everyone returned to a happy and lively atmosphere.
It’s just that our poor time-traveling hero has once again embarrassed the thousands of time-traveling troops. He has lived for two lives, relying on the knowledge of the two lives to defeat the natives, feeling the superiority brought by the rich knowledge, and enjoying the happiness of crushing IQ. ; And what about our male protagonist? After living two lives, he was crushed into a scum in terms of knowledge.
I have lived two lives but I have never seen this legendary sixth grain.
However, everyone resumed their laughter and Xia Haoyang was comforted. In fact, he didn't mind making a fool of himself. In fact, only richer people would feel their own insignificance and ignorance. Xia Haoyang never thought that he would be able to survive after two lifetimes. He crushes others in terms of knowledge. Except for knowing some music and film and television works that no one knows about this time and space, he is no different from ordinary people.
"Well, you eat, I'll go to the bathroom."
"Don't, why are you running away with the help of urine? Come and let us laugh at you." The bad friends continued to boo.
"I'll be back later to take care of you." Xia Haoyang went to the toilet with a deliberately fierce look.
Xia Haoyang came back within a few minutes, "Sir, I'm back. Let's continue fighting for three hundred rounds."
Qin Jiali sniffed it and asked, "What does it smell like?"
"What does it smell like? Oh, this is the smell of Ma Yinglong's hemorrhoid cream. Hey, the fat boss just went to the toilet to apply hemorrhoid cream." Zhu Suya looked disgusted.
"Fat man, you are suffering from hemorrhoids when you are only in your twenties?"
Xia Haoyang originally wanted to quibble, but everyone has mentioned the brand of plaster used to apply hemorrhoids. How can you defend yourself? You can only stand aside and smile awkwardly.
"Sitting in the office every day writing scripts, does this count as a work-related injury?" Everyone continued to make fun of the fat man.
"Forget it, if the fat man goes to the hospital for hemorrhoid surgery, we will reimburse him. He must be reimbursed! This is a serious work injury!" Some people said seriously.
"Even if it's not a work-related injury, it's still an occupational disease. Fatty, you should move more."
"And eat less spicy food. If it's too spicy, your anus can't stand it, hahaha."
"Let's go for a walk after dinner later so that Fatty won't feel uncomfortable."
On this day, Xia Haoyang also had a rough time. He flattered everyone and said something about the deep love between husband and wife, and the flattery hit the horse's legs. He treated everyone to an expensive meal of rice, but was ridiculed by the crowd for being uncultured. Then he went to the toilet to apply medicine without washing his hands. , was also smelled by everyone, and everyone knew that he had hemorrhoids.
This day was extremely embarrassing, but fortunately Xia Haoyang had a big face. No matter what you said, he didn't care about embarrassing others anyway!
Well, that's what Xia Haoyang did.
But the next thing can't be solved with just a few awkward words.
At the beginning, Xia Haoyang and Tara signed a seven-year contract. This was Xia Haoyang's habit of signing contracts with girl groups in South Korea's entertainment industry in the original time and space, which usually lasted seven years; but artists in the Chinese entertainment industry generally signed contracts with companies. They are all five years; so when Xia Haoyang increased everyone's income in 24, he also changed the contract to five years, which everyone is more accustomed to.
From January 2023 to December 1 this year, the first five-year contract officially expires.