novelPairMe Chapter 1814: Each with his own unique strategy
Chapter 1814: Each with his own unique strategy
Zhao Ritian hugged Jiang Xiaohu.
"Men, when pursuing women, should exchange their sincerity for sincerity!"
Long Aotian and Lu Chengwen chuckled together.
"what!?"
Zhao Ritian continued, "You have to care for her, love her, know what she likes and dislikes, send her flowers, treat her to meals, spend money on her, and treat her with your heart..."
"You also have to tolerate her, understand her, bear with her, and give in to her in every way. When she loses her temper, you have to coax her. When she's unhappy, you have to guess what she wants before she even says it. Not only guess, but do it. Not only do it, but do it well. Not only do it well, but do it to the highest level, so that no one can compare! That way, you will..."
Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian clinked their glasses together and said with a smile, "Becoming a bootlicker. Hahahaha..."
"what!?"
Zhao Ritian said dissatisfiedly: "Am I wrong?"
Long Aotian said, "Go away! You've never been in love, and you're still bragging about it."
Zhao Ritian blushed: "I don't believe you have any tricks."
Long Aotian said: "Women all admire strong men, like strong men, and love strong men! You actually have no problem with this."
Jiang Xiaohu shook his head: "Alright, alright..."
"No, no, no, listen to me."
Long Aotian said: "Women are not won by chasing them, but you have to let them come to you on their own."
"Come over here yourself?"
"Correct!"
"I've concluded that picking up girls depends on one word: 'pretend'!"
Jiang Xiaohu shook his head, and Long Aotian quickly said, "Don't disbelieve it!"
"Pick up girls requires a lot of pretense. The pretense alone is not easy. You have to act natural, you have to act quietly, you have to act exceptional, and you have to act at the pinnacle. But to outsiders, you're not pretending at all! You are you, completely natural."
Jiang Xiaohu looked at Long Aotian: "Are you sick?"
"No."
Long Aotian said: "For example, you just killed the tiger head, and your pretending was very successful! But it still fell short!"
"I'm not pretending. I'm just testing it normally and then..."
"Okay, okay, you're not pretending, hahahaha, we all know what's going on, brother!"
Long Aotian said, "If you want to act pretentiously, you have to be the coolest guy in the room! You have to build up his arrogance, make him arrogant, let him be domineering, let him boast, let him go crazy! When he's acted to the extreme, when he can't get any more arrogant, then you step in and make the final decision!"
"That way, the onlookers will realize, wow! It turns out that Long Aotian is the most powerful, the most impressive, the most awesome handsome guy! He's just low-key, he just doesn't like to argue with others, he's just not like that big fool who likes to show off! Long Aotian doesn't pretend, but he is very strong!"
Long Aotian picked up the wine glass and patted Jiang Xiaohu's arm: "You have to do this!"
Jiang Xiaohu was so depressed: "You drank too much."
"I didn't drink too much!"
Long Aotian said, "I'm telling you the truth. Girls like this. Only you know you're pretending, but you have to give them the feeling that you don't want to pretend at all. What you show in the end is not pretending, but just a simple and ordinary action of yours. This is called pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger!"
Jiang Xiaohu looked at him and said, "I am the tiger."
"Oh, then you pretend to be a pig and eat... the lion."
Jiang Xiaohu was extremely depressed: "How many girls have you picked up with this kind of...pretending?"
"Ah?" Long Aotian was stunned.
"That's your method. How many times have you succeeded? How many girls have you chased after? How many girls have chased after you?"
Long Aotian was forcibly held in place, and his mind suddenly went blank.
He was stunned for a long time, and suddenly his eyes turned red.
"I...I...you...I..."
Lu Chengwen and Zhao Ritian quickly advised:
"Oh, big brother, it's okay, it's okay, don't worry, it's okay, it's okay..."
"Don't get angry, it will be fine in the future, everything will be fine. When Lu Chengwen dies, all the girls in the world will be yours..."
Long Aotian had a tragic look on his face. He picked up the wine glass and drank it down.
"I...I...I'm still giving a lecture...I..."
Lu Chengwen advised: "There will be a chance, Big Brother, we will definitely find a way to make you succeed once in the future. Seriously, I swear to God!"
Zhao Ritian also advised: "Yes, yes, although your pretentious appearance is quite annoying, but Lu Chengwen is even worse than you..."
Finally, Lu Chengwen appeared.
"Brother, can you have a drink?"
"it is good."
The two people sprayed the quilt and took a sip.
Lu Chengwen said, "I, Lu Chengwen, have been a lapdog when it comes to picking up girls. I've been a spendthrift, but that's all meaningless. The best way to pick up girls is to lie!"
"cheat?"
"Don't think that girls like you sincerely, that's bullshit! You bastard! Girls like to be deceived!"
"No way?"
"For example, if you're with Xia Ying right now and she asks you what you're thinking about, can you tell her you want to play games, have a drink with your friends, or go to a foot massage parlor? No! You should say: I'm thinking about you, baby. I'm thinking about our future! I'm wondering how I deserve the approval of a beautiful girl like you! I'm thinking about how I should work hard in the future to live up to your trust and love for me today!"
Jiang Xiaohu looked embarrassed: "Isn't this too corny?"
“Girls like it!”
"For example!" Lu Chengwen drank another cup of wine. "She bought a really ugly skirt and asked you what you thought of it. How would you answer?"
"I...just said it's okay, it's pretty good."
"wrong!"
Lu Chengwen put down his wine cup with a bang. "Girls are very smart! If you're perfunctory like this, they'll know and start to imagine: He said that this dress is ugly, he's saying I have no taste, no aesthetic sense; he's just scolding me, saying I'm wasting money; he's trying to PUA me, he thinks I'm unworthy, not worthy of such a nice dress; he thinks I'm ugly, he thinks I'm annoying, he's just perfunctory..."
"He no longer likes me. He likes someone else, for sure! He wasn't like this before, but now, he doesn't care about me at all."
"Oh my God! Is our relationship over so soon? How could he do this? To fall in love with another woman so quickly, and even humiliate me like this here!?"
Jiang Xiaohu panicked: "I don't like anyone else!"
"You're lying!" Lu Chengwen said, "You think everything I wear now doesn't look good to you, right? You find everything I do annoying, don't you? No matter what I do now, in your eyes, it's just like a fool imitating someone else, annoying and annoying to you, isn't it..."
Jiang Xiaohu was about to cry: "I said that skirt is okay!"
"It's okay, but it's ugly! It's okay, but it's unsightly! It's okay, but it doesn't love me!"
Jiang Xiaohu was confused.
"Let's... have a drink. I... I'm going to be single from now on..."