Chapter 1806: The Collapse of the Tiger Head
Chapter 1806: The Collapse of the Tiger Head
Lu Chengwen didn't understand. In his opinion, these two people were quite high-class.
He doesn't need to wear a mask, and follows the awesome tiger head with a proud look, looking down on even the dog head and the ox head.
At this moment, I feel like a child abandoned by his parents, feeling so aggrieved.
It seems that Skynet people are afraid of this.
You fight them with real weapons and punch them real hard, but they are not afraid.
They are all very courageous. When they really can't win at the critical moment, they will self-destruct without leaving you any information.
But as soon as you humiliate them, they can't stand it anymore, they feel very uncomfortable, they are very broken, and their expressions are very... very funny.
At this time, the two of them were also buried underground. They couldn't blow themselves up, commit suicide, or crawl out by themselves.
Who can be so degraded?
I won’t beat you, scold you, kill you, or torture you. I’ll just… play with you.
Buried under the soil, your meridians were shattered so that you couldn't breathe, and you could only... enjoy the scenery here.
You looked at me, I looked at you... Lu Chengwen didn't dare to think about how desperate they would be if he hadn't come here.
Now, let alone people, even the wolf that came could only stand there and let the wolf bite wherever it wanted and eat them alive.
Lu Chengwen squatted down and looked at them: "Who did it?"
Xiaojia looked at Lu Chengwen with an extremely sad and angry expression: "How dare you say you don't know!?"
Lu Chengwen tilted his head and looked at them. "Believe it or not, I'm going to take something out and pee on you two right now? Believe it or not?"
Xiao Yi angrily said, "A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated!"
Lu Chengwen laughed: "I'm going to humiliate you now, what can you do? Hiss... Ouch, it seems like I really need to pee."
Lu Chengwen stood up and pretended to unbutton his belt: "I have a lot of urine, please bear with it for a while."
Xiao Yi said angrily: "Just kill us!"
Lu Chengwen laughed and squatted down again: "Do you want to come out?"
The two looked at each other and nodded together: "I do."
Lu Chengwen stretched out his neck lovingly and nodded: "No way!"
At this moment, he suddenly felt something was wrong. He turned his head and saw Ming Disha squatting beside him, smiling at him.
Lu Chengwen just looked at him.
He also looked at Lu Chengwen and smiled.
"hiss……"
Lu Chengwen looked at Ming Disha and was actually quite happy.
Although I always felt that Ming Disha’s death was a bit hasty, and after what happened before, it felt a bit fake.
But when he really saw that he was fine, Lu Chengwen was very happy.
"Why... am I not surprised at all?"
Ming Disha tilted his head and pointed at Lu Chengwen: "Next time I die, don't burn me with cigarette butts!"
Lu Chengwen looked at him and asked, "Did you plant these two 'fruits' here?"
"Yup!"
Lu Chengwen looked at him: "Why?"
"Fun."
"No. I'm asking you, since you're so powerful, why don't you kill Tiger Head instead of letting him kill you?"
"I suddenly felt that the people at Skynet were quite interesting. I thought that my 'Eternal Immortality' skill might have a breakthrough opportunity! And sure enough!"
Ming Disha slapped his thigh. "This time I died very successfully! I realized something I had never encountered before, something I only vaguely understood... small concepts and abstractions... in my subconscious..."
"Alright, alright, alright, alright..."
Lu Chengwen waved his hands impatiently: "Do you know that if you keep playing like this, it will become a reality sooner or later?"
"fine."
"What are you going to do with these two dead heads?"
"Um……"
Ming Disha said, "Let's each take one. You pee on this and I pee on this."
The two men cursed loudly.
Lu Chengwen and Ming Disha glanced at them and suddenly went crazy together. They squatted down and grabbed grass and adobe bricks and stuffed them into their mouths with gritted teeth.
Their mouths and faces were covered in mud, grass, and tears...
At this moment, the tiger head suddenly appeared: "Who are you?"
As soon as he landed on the ground, he was hit by a palm. Ming Disha raised his hand and slapped him back with a bang.
The tiger head turned around and looked at Ming Disha, stunned in place.
What a ghost!
Tiger Head was very shocked: "You you you you you..."
Ming Disha laughed out loud: "So you're so ugly? No wonder you have to wear a mask. You look even worse than wearing a mask."
Tiger Head has begun to doubt his life.
“You…are not dead!?”
Ming Disha said, "Nonsense, how can a dead person chat with you?"
Tiger Head didn't understand: "But I beat you so hard that you're bleeding!"
"Oh, bleeding from all seven orifices is bleeding from all seven orifices, and death is death. These are two completely different concepts. Don't confuse them!"
"You're fucking kidding me!"
The tiger-headed man struck out with a palm strike, but Ming Disha dodged it deftly and laughed heartily: "The funeral was well done! I like it!"
"I'll kill you!"
Ming Disha laughed loudly and Hu Shou chased him relentlessly.
Lu Chengwen looked up, watching them getting farther and farther away. He turned back to look at the two complaining people and shrugged helplessly: "My uncle is like this, he... likes to play."
Tiger Head left there, meditated on the spot to heal his wounds, and then took some tonic to restore his energy.
After almost recovering, I came here to see the fruits, and ended up meeting Ming Disha.
He collapsed.
Totally broken.
He didn't understand why Ming Disha came back to life.
I experienced so much this day.
I feel that I am already the top figure in the martial arts world, and no one can easily be my opponent.
Even if it were, there wouldn't be such a terrifying gap.
He felt that... he had almost reached the highest realm of martial arts.
Anyone has the possibility to win.
Even a strong man like Ming Disha can defeat the enemy and win the victory through tactics, ingenious strategies and a brave and firm fighting belief!
However, Hun Tiangang's shoe sole completely destroyed all the rough settings of the Jianghu martial arts that he had planned and designed in his mind!
It completely collapsed!
Someone like me was beaten with the soles of shoes...
He doesn't need weapons, he doesn't need any tactics, he doesn't need to use his brain or anything like that... He doesn't even need to be serious.
It’s enough to make you turn around and leave when the meat in the hot pot is cooked.
Tiger Head was in despair.
He suddenly felt deeply worried and confused about his own future and the future of the king.
With such a master here... what's our future? We have to outlast him first!?
If Hun Tiangang is at such a level, then why is Ming Disha so much worse than him?
Unexpectedly, the answer was revealed immediately.
When he looked at Ming Disha, he was so angry that he cried!
Play with me! You all play with me!
Aren’t you guys... so disrespectful?
If you are strong, then tell me you are strong. If you are strong, then defeat me and kill me.
Don't play with me!
It turns out that everything is fake, it’s all my own imagination.
Tian Gang and Di Sha have different styles, but are they both beings that can control my fate at will?!
The tiger-headed man angrily shouted, "Lord Disha! If you truly possess the power of a celestial being, then please use it all!"
He shouted three times, but there was no response.
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