Chapter 1783
Chapter 1783
Lu Ziang rushed back with a bunch of tissues and handed them to Xia Yunjing in disgust.
"Well, paper, finish it quickly, let's go eat ice cream."
"Well..." Xia Yunjing seemed to be exerting force, and then said, "Okay."
He reached out his hand to take it.
Lu Ziang suddenly felt as if his hand had touched something.
Xia Yunjing was heard crying: "Oh, Uncle Zi'ang, I'm sorry, I accidentally got shit on your hands."
Although Lu Ziang does not have severe mysophobia, he has never been contaminated by such things since he was a child.
He jumped up immediately!Get those things off your hands!
"Ah!" screamed again and again.
Xia Yunjing held back his laughter.
Xia Yunyi covered her mouth.
"Uuuuuuuuu, Uncle Zi'ang, are you angry with me? I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it." Xia Yunjing pretended to apologize.
Lu Ziang was almost crying, but he couldn't lose his temper in front of the two children.
"Hey, be careful next time, you know? Wipe it up quickly!"
Lu Ziang raised his hand and went to the car again. He remembered that there seemed to be water in the car.
But after searching for a long time, he couldn't find any water, so he had to turn back.
"Xiao Jing, Xiao Yi, you wait here for uncle, uncle go wash your hands."
"it is good."
The two children seemed particularly obedient.
"Uncle Ziang, come back early, we are waiting to eat ice cream."
"Yeah." Lu Ziang left with a gloomy face.
When the two little ones saw him leaving, they couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Brother, this trick of yours really works every time!" Xia Yunyi said.
Xia Yunjing came out of the grass: "This is just a small lesson. Compared with him bullying mommy, it is nothing."
He clenched his fists: "We can't just let him go."
Xia Yunyi nodded repeatedly: "Yes."
"So what are we going to do now?" he asked.
Xia Yunjing thought for a while and looked at the car parked not far away, where Lu Ziang's coat was placed.
He walked over and dug into his pocket, and sure enough he found the car keys: "Let him continue to suffer, don't worry."
"it is good."
On the other side, Lu Ziang rinsed his hands, and he smelled them uncertainly. They smelled bad.
He almost vomited.
Why is this child so grown up that he can't even wipe his butt?
He walked back and saw both children disappearing onto the road.
"shit!"
Lu Ziang thought the two children had escaped, but he didn't expect two voices to come from his car.
"Uncle Ziang, we are in the car, come here quickly."
Lu Ziang's eyes flashed with joy. Fortunately, these two silly boys did not escape.
My son had always said how smart Xia Yunjing was before, but now it seems that he is just an ordinary child, isn't he?
Lu Ziang walked towards the vehicle with a smile: "Okay, uncle, come here now."
But he hadn't walked a few steps when he suddenly saw the car starting and rushing straight towards him.
Xia Yunjing, who was sitting in the driver's seat, pretended to be confused.
"Uncle Ziang, why is the car moving?"
"Uncle Ziang, is your car self-driving?"
Lu Ziang's face turned pale.
What kind of automatic driving!
His car doesn’t have this feature at all!
"Xiao Jing, hurry up, hit the brakes!"
"Brake? Where is it?" Xia Yunjing asked.
"Right under your feet!!" Lu Ziang said while hiding back.
Xia Yunjing lowered his head, looked at the accelerator, and pushed it hard.
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