novelPairMe Chapter 1286: Blast Your Mother’s Rotten Watermelon
Chapter 1286: Blast Your Mother’s Rotten Watermelon
"Report..."
Just when the two great divine generals reported their loyalty and said that I, a great man, would do the same, the divine soldiers came hurriedly.
"Report to Lord Divine General! There is a man who wants to sign up for the Divine Soldier selection and says he knows Lord Divine General! Otherwise, I will chase him away~!" The Divine Soldier thought he had given a perfect answer.
"Go away, you rotten watermelon, you rotten uncle, you rotten head, you rotten head. You dare to drive away our distinguished guest, you are looking for death!" General Zhao was immediately anxious.
Not only do you have such enormous wealth, you even want to drive the person away. How dare you even think about that?
If you drive those people away, it doesn’t matter whether you are alive or dead, but I will definitely be dead.
"Ah! No... No! I didn't chase him away. That person said he was a friend of the Lord God General, so I came to report. I didn't dare to chase him away!"
The divine soldier was so frightened by the reactions of the two divine generals that he hurriedly explained.
"Fuck! Let's go! Take us to see the people!" General Sun said with a sigh of relief.
"Sir! Let's go and do as Lady Goddess orders now!" the two men said respectfully to the maid.
"Thank you for your hard work, my lords. Goodbye! Your Highness the Goddess has been secretly observing what the two great generals have done! Your Highness the Goddess will never forget your contributions!" The maid threw another big pancake.
"Of course! We will do everything Her Highness the Goddess has instructed us to do. Your Excellency, please!"
God General Zhao and God General Sun spoke respectfully and bowed to send the maid away.
Then the two of them quickly came to where Li Daofeng was. The moment he saw Li Daofeng, General Sun couldn't tell how happy he felt.
Judging from the current situation, he was afraid of death that day in Mucheng, so he put aside his face and shamelessly flattered Li Daofeng in front of so many people and tried to get along well with Li Daofeng. It was such a correct thing to do.
This is called advance investment, right? That day I shamelessly called Li Daofeng my brother, so now it will be easier for me to do more with what happened today.
From what the maid said just now, the celestial maiden in their Heavenly Palace cares a lot about Li Daofeng. If such a person joins the Heavenly Palace, his position will definitely not be low. Just like he said, this person will definitely be a king in the future.
Prince! To a general like him, it was like the sun in the sky. He could only look up at it secretly and didn't dare to look directly at it, as it would hurt his eyes.
If he could find a king or a prince to support him, his life would be stable, and extremely stable.
Moreover, if one day in the future the Lord of the Heavenly Palace attains enlightenment, he will definitely pass down the position of Lord of the Heavenly Palace.
In the entire Heavenly Palace, there is only one person who can inherit the position of Palace Master, and that is the Heavenly Maiden.
Think about it, if the goddess becomes the palace master, will Li Daofeng make fundamental progress? Will he become a divine king from a divine marquis, or even go further?
If that time really comes, if he can hold Li Daofeng's thighs tightly, then wouldn't he also become rich, and not just ordinary rich?
As the saying goes, when one person becomes enlightened, all his chickens and dogs will ascend to heaven. When Li Daofeng ascended, his chickens and dogs could no longer be ordinary chickens and dogs, but chickens and dogs in heaven.
Whoever sees him then will call him Lord Swallowing the Moon.
Just thinking about it makes me happy!
At this moment! When Sun Shenjiang saw Li Daofeng, he felt closer than seeing his own father. It was like an old gangster who had been locked up for decades and then saw a naked young girl, or like a dead person who had walked in the desert for dozens of days and suddenly saw a source of water. He was so excited and ecstatic.
"My dear friend! It's been a long time since we last met. I'm so happy to see you again. Do you still remember me?" General Sun looked at Li Daofeng, took a few quick steps forward, and grabbed Li Daofeng with both hands. He was so enthusiastic.
Zhao Shenjiang, who was standing by, was confused by his action. He was trying to steal the credit. Damn! He was a bad guy.
You were calling me "sir" just now, but now that you have made a contribution, you quickly left me behind. This is the mentality of being a subordinate.
General Zhao was so angry that he wanted to go up and give General Sun a beating to let him know that to be a subordinate he must first put himself in the right position. You are undoubtedly courting your own death.
The leader didn't say anything, but you went up on your own. Where do you put me, the future leader,?
"Cough cough..." General Zhao coughed twice, hoping to remind General Sun to pay attention to his identity.
General Sun didn't hear General Zhao's cough at all. He was holding Li Daofeng's hand, so affectionate!
"Little brother! It's true that we meet everywhere in life. I didn't expect that we would meet so soon!"
"Cough, cough, cough!" General Zhao coughed three times again, louder than before.
"I told you we were destined to be together. Ever since we first met, I've felt an indescribable closeness to you, little brother! Now it seems like we're destined to be together, hahahaha..."
General Sun did not cough like General Zhao, and continued to hold Li Daofeng's hand and smiled.
"Cough cough cough... cough cough..." General Zhao stood aside, extremely angry and anxious! He coughed loudly to signal General Sun.
However! It was still useless. God Sun held Li Daofeng's hand, just like a grandson seeing his grandfather, so enthusiastic.
Although Li Daofeng didn't say a word, this couldn't stop his enthusiasm and he kept talking non-stop.
This is an opportunity, a huge opportunity. He must seize it no matter what. As long as he seizes it, he will be rich. As for the rest, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if he tries his best to please others.
"Little brother! Why don't you say anything? Say something. Do you know how excited I am that you can come? I am so happy to see that you have signed up for the Heavenly Palace Divine Soldiers. You have a bright future ahead of you. I am being too arrogant and just call myself your elder brother. With your level of cultivation, it's only a matter of time for a Heavenly Soldiers to make a move. It's stable, absolutely stable!" said General Sun.
"Ahem! General Sun, have you made a mistake? Shouldn't I be the one saying these words?" General Zhao finally couldn't help but speak. It was useless to remind him, so he just did it directly.
"Haha! Hello, Mr. Li. Let me introduce myself. I'm Zhao Yier, the general of the Heavenly Palace! The superior of General Sun. I'm very happy to meet you, Brother Li! Brother Li's name is well-known, and today I finally get to meet him in person. It's true that meeting him in person makes him even more famous. Brother Li is indeed a rare talent..."